So I saw this photo
And i just
“Ugh dad plz stop capes are so last year”
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
I DEMAND A GIFT OF THE NIGHTFURY 2 THIS CHRISTMAS. SNOGGLETOG AGE 20. RETURN OF THE YAKNOGG. YES. IT WOULD BE GREAT.
imagine if hiccup went to hogwarts and his name was drawn for the triwizard tournament and during the first task he just like walked up to huge hungarian horntail and was like WHO’S A GOOD BOY? YOU ARE THATS RIGHT CAN I HAVE THAT EGG PLEASE? GOOOOOD BOYY and then just walked out of the arena